What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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