I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
cat food counts as protein by the way
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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