Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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