The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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