The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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