ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Two words: nipple clamps
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