but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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