I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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