Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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