all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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