just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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