Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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