your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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