i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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