dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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