I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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