Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My vagina just recognized that song.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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