Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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