Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow