I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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