Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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