She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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