Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My pussy is not your playground.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
PANTIES FOUND
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