also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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