You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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