if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
