Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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