shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Found the puke drawer
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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