That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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