I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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