she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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