My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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