The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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