forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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