I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
What drink are we having for lunch?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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