Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Panties = found
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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