I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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