i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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