It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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