On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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