also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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