Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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