Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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