forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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