New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
