Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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