Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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