i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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