David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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