I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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