Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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