Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
