fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
