I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
