theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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