he wants to bone in the snuggie
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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